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Head Chef La Nonna Pasta Fresca We work in an open kitchen so the customers can see us do what we do best! Our working hours are incredibly work-life balance friendly, having two days off per week, Monday being fixed as we are closed and all other days, you'll never work later than 11pm. We need chefs who will: Be able to develop dishes seasonally and understand the GP food costing in general. Work closely with all team members, as we are a one team approach Produce and prepare food to the agreed standard and within agreed timescales Adhere stringently to all food hygiene and health & safety legislation at all times Work with us to build an exceptional reputation and hunger for our food! Be searching for a hands-on role. The Ideal Candidate will: Have previously worked with fresh pasta and Italian cuisine is essential Have excellent knowledge of running a kitchen. Dealing with suppliers and ensuring that they supply quality goods at affordable prices Managing the inventory and ordering stock as needed Overseeing the maintenance of kitchen equipment and organising repairs when needed Handling staff issues, such as sick leave and attendance, and taking disciplinary action when necessary Developing new dishes and overhauling menus to attract more clientele Ensuring that guests receive excellent service and enjoy their culinary experience Be passionate about food and the ingredients they work with Have at least 1 year experience in a structured kitchen environment as a Head Chef Be an exceptional communicator Have experience on running a kitchen during service Have a great work ethic that they can inspire the team Be calm under pressure, and work using their own initiative Hours The hours would be 48 hours per week, having two days off per week, including Mondays. Our Restaurant closes at 10pm, so you will rarely work past 11pm (even on weekends). We are looking for a chef with experience as a Head Chef that is looking to to join our team in Brixton for our 45 cover restaurant specialising in fresh pasta within the vibrant Brixton Market. The Concept: La Nonna is an independent neighbourhood Italian restaurant bringing artisan-crafted fresh pasta plates to the heart of Brixton’s vibrant and bustling Market Row. Celebrating the best of speciality and seasonal produce from Italy and the UK, La Nonna is all about humble, honest and uncomplicated cooking in an intimate relaxed open kitchen environment. History of La Nonna - La Nonna Pasta Fresca is a fresh pasta concept started in 2018 in Flat Iron Square as a street food stall and after opening the second street food restaurant and due to the popularity of the food we have decided to open a bricks and mortar site. We take pride in making everything from scratch with a passion using the freshest ingredients and keeping true to our Italian Nonna. The Brixton site is a modern take on a Trattoria with cocktails, wines and the freshest pasta in town inside the atmospheric bustle of Brixton Market.

KP- London Our mission at Flat Iron is to make remarkable steak accessible to all. Not just that, we also try to look after all our guests as if they were old friends. Everyone is welcome. To do that, we have an amazing team of great people who love what they do and love working at Flat Iron. So much so, that for two years in a row we have been voted one of the UK’s top 100 companies to work for*. We have won many other awards, but being listed as one of the best employers in the country is something we are incredibly proud of. What we’re looking for:  ●      Passion – You work in hospitality because you care. For you, getting stuck in and living life to the full is more fun than treading water.  ●      Like an old friend - You are generous, hospitable and you treat guests like old friends. No formChef - London Our mission at Flat Iron is to make remarkable steak accessible to all. Not just that, we also try to look after all our guests as if they were old friends. Everyone is welcome. To do that, we have an amazing team of great people who love what they do and love working at Flat Iron. So much so, that for two years in a row we have been voted one of the UK’s top 100 companies to work for*. We have won many other awards, but being listed as one of the best employers in the country is something we are incredibly proud of. What we’re looking for:  ●      Passion – You work in hospitality because you care. For you, getting stuck in and living life to the full is more fun than treading water.  ●      Like an old friend - You are generous, hospitable and you treat guests like old friends. No formality, no upselling, no showing off. Just care, fun and a little bit of love.  ●      Straight up - No fuss, no frills. You are honest, decent, and straightforward with others and with our guests.  ●      Indie spirit – You are independent in thought and spirit, not tied to what others say you should or shouldn’t do. We love working at Flat Iron and we’re sure you will too…

Chef - London Our mission at Flat Iron is to make remarkable steak accessible to all. Not just that, we also try to look after all our guests as if they were old friends. Everyone is welcome. To do that, we have an amazing team of great people who love what they do and love working at Flat Iron. So much so, that for two years in a row we have been voted one of the UK’s top 100 companies to work for*. We have won many other awards, but being listed as one of the best employers in the country is something we are incredibly proud of. What we’re looking for:  ●      Passion – You work in hospitality because you care. For you, getting stuck in and living life to the full is more fun than treading water.  ●      Like an old friend - You are generous, hospitable and you treat guests like old friends. No foChef - London Our mission at Flat Iron is to make remarkable steak accessible to all. Not just that, we also try to look after all our guests as if they were old friends. Everyone is welcome. To do that, we have an amazing team of great people who love what they do and love working at Flat Iron. So much so, that for two years in a row we have been voted one of the UK’s top 100 companies to work for*. We have won many other awards, but being listed as one of the best employers in the country is something we are incredibly proud of. What we’re looking for:  ●      Passion – You work in hospitality because you care. For you, getting stuck in and living life to the full is more fun than treading water.  ●      Like an old friend - You are generous, hospitable and you treat guests like old friends. No formality, no upselling, no showing off. Just care, fun and a little bit of love.  ●      Straight up - No fuss, no frills. You are honest, decent, and straightforward with others and with our guests.  ●      Indie spirit – You are independent in thought and spirit, not tied to what others say you should or shouldn’t do. We love working at Flat Iron and we’re sure you will too…ju

part time, Wednesday and Thursday 10 to 4. Be reliable, punctual and trustworthy Must have own car. I am a fun 52 year old wheelchair user. I require a bubbly personal assistant to help me in all aspects of daily living. Duties will include cooking, cleaning, ironing, taking me to appointments and to go swimming. Help with medication and some personal care. Be able to assist with diary keeping and paperwork. To assist me on holiday and shopping trips. To take me to social events outwith working hours is required. Not an exhaustive list as duties will vary depending on my needs. Job Types: Part-time, Permanent Pay: £12.00 per hour

Domestic Cleaners Wanted Please note: We can't offer work to those with student visas. This is self-employed work Are you looking for extra hours to top up your weekly income or a flexible job with hours to suit your lifestyle? We are currently looking for a fantastic new cleaner to help look after our customers and their regular cleaning needs. Are you - Friendly? Reliable? Hardworking? Then registering with Time For You Ealing is a fantastic opportunity for you, it is not only Free but you get to chose a work-life balance to suit you. Hours and days to work around you. As a Self-Employed Cleaner you are paid by the Householder on the day of the clean, typically £14.00 p/h - £15.00 p/h Our private domestic households will provide you with all cleaning products and equipment and our insurance covers each individual home clean. We cover Ealing, Hanwell, Acton and nearby areas. Ideally you would live locally or within a short commute. Domestic cleaning experience is desirable but not essential. Job Types: Part-time, Freelance Salary: £14.00-£15.00 per hour Expected hours: 2 – 20 per week

Mission We want to attract employees whose own values and approach reflect the family's choices and wishes for the delivery of care. Purpose Enable the person we support to live a valued life, respecting their choices, using a person-centred and responsive care approach to ensure the delivery of high-quality care and support. My family and I are looking to recruit 7 Personal Assistants under the Self-Directed Support Level 1 Scheme. Your Role as a PA is to provide 24-hour care working on a Rota basis for A male in his Late 20s with severe Learning Disabilities, Autism and Cerebral Palsy. I require 24-hour support and you will be part of a team working from a rota. You will be employed as a permanent PA with a contract. The hours are negotiable and are to be arranged. I am looking for several contracted hrs, Including early shifts, back shifts and sleeping nights. These shifts include weekends. · 40 hrs x 3 contracts · 25hr x 2 contracts · 16 hr x 2 contracts · I would also like to have a relief pool to cover holidays and sicknesses. Preferably 4 relief Pa’s Skills and attributions, have good communication skills, in terms of listening and using my preferred communication where possible I can use (Makaton and signing) This will create a comfortable, safe and comfortable environment for me. To be compassionate, empathetic, caring and have a friendly warm presence that makes me feel happy and feel safe. To be proactive, solution-focused approach to problem solving being flexible to emerging or changing circumstances. Ability to work on your initiative with minimal Ability to work on your initiative with minimal support, seeking guidance where relevant. Ability to work collaboratively as part of a team with a proactive approach. Main Duties · To assist me with personal care which includes support with showering, dressing, and Oral hygiene. · Administration of medication · Have the ability to apply numeracy skills to your role to ensure accurate records are kept. · Help me with meal planning encouraging me to make my own choices. · It is important to me that you understand my religious beliefs when meal planning. · Light domestic duties which include cleaning, washing and ironing. · To assist with daily finances, personal correspondence · Competent documentation of care provision and care plans using clear and concise written and verbal communication. Required Skills · Promoting my independence · Respect me · Give me the choice · Show me dignity · Respect my privacy · Promote and maintain my health and well-being · Responsive care · Good communication verbal and written · Be empathetic and compassionate · Have patience and understanding · Be flexible and adaptable Salary starts above the Scottish Government’s £12 an hour pledge. Currently, the PayScale is £12.30 per hour However, this is dependent on experience and a pay review will be implemented after a 3-month probation period. Job Types: Full-time, Part-time permanent and Relief posts Education: SVQ Level 2 in Health and Social Care is preferred however if you are caring reliable and flexible we will recruit on values and transferable skills. Mandatory training can be provided if you do not have these essential courses to meet the criteria for the PA post. · PBS Trained, · Administration of Medication · Moving and Handling · Health and hygiene Experience previous experience in a caregiving role either professionally or in a personal capacity is desirable. Full driving licence preferred but not essential Clear PVG (required) Please note: The right to work in the UK is Essential we cannot employ you under the Sponsorship to work in the UK as we are not registered with The Home Office Sponsorship Scheme or the Biometric Visa. .

We are looking for a self employed cleaner/housekeeper to suit one of our regular customers. Must have own transport but ideally located near to Boldre SO41 Monday to Friday 8am - 11am £225 for 15hrs per week with flexibility for extra hours with the family or through other jobs with the company at £15ph Duties to include all cleaning and housekeeping chores of large family home with children. Including ironing and maybe the odd trip for shopping. Skills: - Attention to detail: Ability to notice and address small details in cleaning tasks - Time management and delegation: Efficiently complete tasks within designated timeframes. Completing different tasks on different days ti ensure an overall clean home through the week. - Physical stamina: Ability to stand, bend, and lift for extended periods of time - Flexibility: Willingness to adapt to changing schedules or tasks - Dependability: Consistently arrive on time and complete assigned tasks Just to be clear, you need to: - work on a self-employed basis - have your own transport - have 'paid' domestic cleaning experience (i.e. cleaning private homes, not commercial cleaning) - be able to provide 2 relevant references - live near to Boldre SO41 the ideal candidate will be located between Brokenhurst and Lymington.

Ahkeke London is a newly established London based designer brand which has just opened our first store in one of London's most famous locations: Ham yard hotel and second in Royal exchange opening in May. In store, we sell womenswear and jewellery. We are looking to hire a part time shop assistant to cover up to 3 days a week. Immediate start first shift from April. The store is small and low footfall, easy to maintain. The goal is to welcome everyone who comes in and get people to know more about the brand. As the result of that, you will be working alone in the shop during your shift. Looking for a well-organised and hardworking individual with strong adaptation when facing new challenges and ability to work well on an individual base. Friendly and passionate about sales role is the key. NO experience required, open to students. Day to Day task includes but not limited to: - Keep the shopfloor clean and tidy - Restock and stock check - Welcome and assist customers for fitting and answer questions - Label product - Ironing clothes and keep displaying organised Potiental for full time and supervisor role.

Job Description: We are seeking a dedicated individual to join our team, and take ownership of managing, maintaining, and cleaning our cabin located in Wheathampstead, St Albans. Your role will involve managing all aspects of guest experiences, from cleaning and preparing the cabin between stays, to addressing maintenance issues and being on hand to troubleshoot and sort guest problems. Responsibilities: Perform changeover cleans to ensure the cabin is immaculate for incoming guests. Wash and iron bedding at home between changeovers/ stays Chop firewood and ensure adequate supply for guests' use. Prepare hampers for guests - This may involve collecting items from the shops. Take pride in the small touch points that we have taken care to curate. Conduct basic maintenance tasks to upkeep the cabin's facilities and amenities. Identify maintenance issues and liaise with contractors to promptly resolve them. Manage inventory and supplies, including ordering cleaning supplies and items for guest hampers. Be on hand for guests if there are any problems at the cabin during their stay Requirements: UK Driving license and insurance - Essential Washing/Ironing facilities at home Excellent attention to detail and a proactive approach to problem-solving. Ability to work autonomously and take ownership of cabin management responsibilities. Availability to perform changeovers on designated days, including occasional weekends. Close proximity to Wheathampstead to address emergencies and urgent guest needs. Previous experience in hospitality, property management, or a related field is preferred but not required. Hours: Approx 3 hrs per clean / changeover (Check out 11am - Check In 3pm) Approx 1-2 hrs washing / Ironing Change over days - Mon, Wed & Fri ( Most common, with occasional weekend changeovers) Variable Hours per week - Most common changeover/cleaning days are Mon, Wed, Fri, and occasional weekends. Although the hours and exact days will vary depending on cabin bookings. You will have access to the booking platform so you can plan cleans and changeovers in advance. Benefits: 3 x Free Mid Week Stays per year Access to Discounts Schedule: Day shift Monday to Friday Weekend availability Is this job right for you: If you are passionate about providing exceptional guest experiences, thrive in a dynamic environment, and are ready to take on the challenge of managing our off-grid cabin, we encourage you to apply. Join us in creating memorable experiences for our guests while enjoying the tranquility of Wheathampstead's natural surroundings. Application deadline: 16/04/2024 Reference ID: Re Cabins- St Albans Expected start date: 19/04/2024 Job Types: Freelance, Zero hours contract Salary: From £12.00 per hour

Kitchen to work alone on new build sites. Must have own tools, transport and a cscs card. Work in in Suffolk, Norfolk and Essex

Location: Ladbroke Grove Hours: 35/40 hours per week, with the possibility of additional hours. Schedule: Typically 10 AM to 3 PM, including weekends. Days Off: 1 day off per week Key Requirements: • Must have the right to work in the UK. • Employment Type: Employed or Self-Employed. • Previous housekeeping experience preferred. • Exceptional attention to detail. • Proficiency in laundry tasks is essential. • Occasionally required to perform light ironing tasks. • Portuguese speaking candidates will have an added advantage. Responsibilities: • Ensuring all areas of the house are clean, neat, and tidy. • Maintain high standards of cleanliness and hygiene throughout the property. • Laundry duties, including washing, drying, and sometimes ironing. • Adhering to cleaning schedules and checklists to meet quality standards. • Reporting any maintenance issues or damages. Benefits: • Comprehensive training will be provided. • Opportunity to work in a supportive and friendly environment. • Flexible working hours with the potential for additional hours. Application Process: • Interested candidates should demonstrate their right to work in the UK and any previous experience in housekeeping or related fields. If you are detail-oriented, have a passion for cleanliness, and meet the above requirements, we would love to hear from you!

HOUSEKEEPER, WITH OCCASIONAL CHILDCARE An excellent opportunity has arisen for a proactive and resourceful housekeeper to work with a friendly and supportive family who’s chairman is the founder of a successful company based near Maidenhead. The role is 25 hours per week, 7 hours both Monday and Friday (8am to 4pm with an hour for lunch); 3.5 hours on Tuesday morning, and 3.5 hours on Wednesday/Thursday (morning or afternoon) between 8am-4pm. Some flexibility on timings can be agreed if the right candidate has their own family responsibilities. Your hourly rate is £13.00, but for the right candidate with experience the family is happy to offer more with an annual salary and 23 days holidays. Household responsibilities are cleaning, ironing, preparing meals, going shopping and various tasks to ensure the smooth running of the home. Occasional childcare requires you to look after the MD’s son, so experience in looking after young children is necessary; accompanying the toddler to various activities. Must have a full driving licence and access to a car to travel, as the role is split between three family households, two of which are in Maidenhead. This is a wonderful role for a person seeking their next long-term role; and the family would like to find someone to start fairly immediately but are happy to wait for notice for the perfect candidate. Interviewing now! References essential

Here are a few of the reasons why the Bright & Beautiful team of Domestic Cleaners (HouseKeepers) love working for us! · Holiday pay · Family friendly hours · No evenings! · Full training · Company uniform · Full employment contract · Supportive team and great managers Due to our continued success, we are proud to announce the expansion of our team of Domestic Cleaners. We are recruiting for part time positions covering: Walthamstow, Waltham Forest, Leyton, Wanstead, South Woodford and surrounding areas . We are looking for individuals who would be available Tuesday - Friday between 9:30/10am to 2:00/2:30pm, we are flexible with the working hours we can offer. Could this be the ideal role for me? At Bright & Beautiful, we promote a fantastic team working environment so when you join our team you will truly become part of the family. We pride ourselves on our meticulous standards and have a real dedication to providing a professional service. If you have an affinity to our values, this could be the ideal role for you. As a Air BnB Domestic Cleaner, you will require the following skills and experience: · A keen eye for detail · Meticulous standards, we are looking for premium standards throughout the property - new guests arriving into each property need to be impressed by what they see! · A positive and courteous attitude · An energetic and efficient approach to work · Be a great people person We are looking to speak to individuals who have had previous experience or in hotels. Our Business Bright & Beautiful is an award-winning concept in domestic cleaning services, providing eco-friendly cleaning, tidying, laundry and ironing; with the highest standards of security and service! Our Domestic Cleaners are the face of our business and are experts at providing tailored housekeeping solutions. If you want to contribute to our award-winning business, we would love to hear from you. Please note: All individuals will be required to complete a DBS check before starting employment. Payment is monthly via BACs NOT cash in hand.

The role of this jobs is to clean peoples homes and offices. This will includes: hoovering, mopping, dusting, laundry, ironing, and more. Hours will vary depending on clients needs, but most jobs will start around 9, with some jobs starting at 4. This Job is Monday - Friday, We can be slightly flexible with times. If you wanted something full time you can work in the office along side myself after the cleaning jobs. Pay will start at £11-£12 depending on experience and age. Monthy Pay Extra Pay if you work on a bank holiday.

KEY DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES: • To examines drawings and specifications to determine layout of system. • To measures and cuts required lengths of copper, lead, steel, iron, aluminium or plastic using hand or machine tools. • To tests completed installation for leaks and makes any necessary adjustments. • To attaches fittings and joins piping by welding, soldering, cementing, fusing, screwing or other methods. • Work out the quantity of materials needed for the job by taking surface measurements or by looking at job specification or drawings look at plans. • To repairs burst pipes and mechanical and combustion faults and replaces faulty taps, washers, valves, etc. • Performing regular maintenance of plumbing systems to prevent emergencies. Keeping and maintaining records of time spent on a job and materials purchased for the work. • Installing, maintaining, and repairing pipe including joins, valves, drains and fixtures in all types of structures. In addition to the responsibilities referred to above, you must have excellent communication skills and a great sense of innovation and leadership quality. You need to be flexible, self-motivated, organised and time sincere. You must have the ability to work independently as well as a part of team having excellent attention to details. Experience in the similar role for 3 years is desirable.

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I am looking for a person to fill a very specific job role. I am a single parent and wheelchair user with chronic health problems. I am looking for somebody to attend my home to complete the following tasks - cleaning - dishes (washing and putting away) - laundry - changing beds - ironing ( minimum 10-15 items) - mopping - vacuuming - emptying fridge weekly - assist with taking in online shopping / putting away - empty bins - tidying (Including Garden recycling) - Dog Walk (5-10 minutes) I live in a semi detached property with 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, 1 wet room, 1 utility room (dog room), living room, kitchen. There are 2 cats and 1 dog at the property. I have had the same person with my family for the last 3 years and so a change will be difficult. I am looking for somebody reliable, trustworthy and experienced. Wages will be £12.50 per hour and the hours are as follows. Wages will be paid fortnightly on Fridays. Monday 9am to 1pm Friday 9am to 1pm All cleaning materials will be provided. There will be a trial period for this job of one month.