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Actively seeking ambitious** Salespeople** ! This is a high intensity, super fun, high yielding commission based workspace. 1. We are looking for charismatic natural born leaders with big aspirations where there is no limit in what you can make. 2. If you have a knack for finance and are funny, charismatic, and competitive, you will do extremely well with us. Premium Merchant Funding specializes in providing debt financing solutions to small-medium sized businesses. In 2023, PMF originated over $1.2 Billion in financing and continues to gain market share within the fintech industry. Through our in-house platform and with over one hundred lending relationships, our goal is to provide our clients with the most competitive financing options available to grow their top and bottom lines. This is not a job, this is a career. Responsibilities/Tasks: 1. Perform Email, Call & SMS Marketing (we provide ALL leads) 2. Qualify and interact with prospective clientele to identify their goals/objectives to recommend suitable financial solutions 3. Maintain schedule of appointments (Phone/Zoom) 4. Perform loan transactions 5. Effectively present details of our various financial instruments to clients 6. Collaborate/strategize with coworkers to create a productive and positive workplace environment Qualifications (including but not limited to): Financial/mental math skills Time management skills Entrepreneurial mindset with a strong desire to learn and earn Computer skills (Excel/Sheets, G-Suite, CRM experience) Proficient grammatical & communication skills Strong sense of humor Charismatic/assertive personality Bachelor's degree preferred Strong personality and interpersonal skills Pay Structure: 30% comm payout + $2k draw limit + Daily/Weekly/Monthly performance incentive bonuses (Payout increases achieved through set benchmarks) Job Type: Full-time in office You must be able to reliably commute to the office everyday. Pay: $80,000.00 - $240,000.00 per year expected compensation Schedule: Monday to Friday Supplemental Pay: Bonus opportunities Commission pay Performance bonus Ability to Commute: Brooklyn, NY 11205 (Required) Work Location: In person

Dr. Silkman's, a boutique brand selling natural bath and body products, is looking for full and part time people with retail and/or brand ambassador experience to join our team at the New York City Holiday Markets. The roles will begin in early November and run through early January. You must be available to work weekends and busy days during the holiday season. You will represent and sell natural bath & body products, including beard care products and our signature lotion candles. We seek the energetic. The fun. The creative. Close interaction with customers is essential. If you enjoy the holiday season, selling a quality product, and a great work environment and pay, please get in touch! Pay is hourly plus commission on all sales. What YOU’LL do: - Sales and customer service tasks such as, greeting customers, completing product demos, guiding them through the product line, providing product benefits and usage information as needed - Manage a cash drawer and use a POS system - Inventory management - Keep the look and feel of the shops clean, inviting, & eye-catching - Adhere to company policies and our code of conduct with customers and teammates - Be on time for all shifts Who YOU are: - Prior experience selling in a very busy environment - Motivated by sales targets and commission - Comfortable engaging with shoppers and demoing products - Down to have fun at work and be part of a great team! - Open availability is ideal, and you must be able to work shifts the weeks of Thanksgiving & Christmas Training is paid and compensation will include an hourly rate plus opportunities for commission. The manager's Golden Retriever is named Lucy. This opportunity is perfect for an Actor/Comedian/Musician/Retail Sales/Customer Service Professional as it requires impromptu communication, confidence, and a desire to engage with people. To apply, please respond with the following: - Include a current resume - Write a brief personal statement to help us get to know YOU, beyond your resume. Funny childhood story? Obscure hobbies? Have a hidden talent that would WOW a tourist? - Include the name of our manager's Golden Retriever About Us: Dr. Silkman’s seed was planted in 2003, when founder, Zack, pioneered the Body Lotion Candle. (Yes! Candles that melt into a nourishing lotion, you can use from head to toe!) Over the years, an array of amazing additions to the line have found loyal customers around the globe: jumbo handmade soaps, lip scrubs, deluxe shaving sundries and incredible beard care supplies. Dr. Silkman’s takes pride in making things the old fashioned way—in small batches, by hand, using natural and organic ingredients. Dr. Silkman’s is an environmentally friendly line, with all raw materials sourced in the USA. All packaging and labeling is made from recycled or recyclable materials.