Beauty & Wellness

30/05/2020dot divider icon105 views

Do you have eight legs? We have the perfect job for you! Only two legs? That's fine, times are tough right now and we're willing to lower our expectations. The job: human house spider. Perfect for students looking to supplement their loans. A bit of background about the employers: a friendly young couple, in our twenties, only recently cohabiting due to the pandemic. Everything was going fine until I discovered something chilling: my boyfriend has a fear of spiders and won't let them stay in the house. Now, this is devastating for me. I love house spiders. I find something about their constant presence in the corner of the room reassuring. On discussion, he's fine with spiderly activity, just not actual spiders. So, we came to a compromise- you. What we expect from you: All you have to really do is act like a spider. Mostly it'll just be chilling in the corner, but it'd be great if you could occasionally scuttle across the floor. If you can spin yarn or weave intricate webs, that would be amazing and we're willing to pay extra for that. Bonuses available for catching flies too, saves us a job. PPE AVAILABLE.

  • Experience
    Not required
  • Employment
    Part-time
  • Salary
    £10 – £15 hourly
  • Benefits
    Bonuses for flies! 20p per fly.

pin iconCity Centre, Birmingham

Pat&Dave

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Household • 1-10 Employees

A friendly young couple, very relaxed employers. Free parking available.

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Hiring byPat DaveActive 1 month ago

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